January 2011
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Transparent Mirrors
“Yeah. The small booth there? With the transparent mirrors? Where people line up for printing services?”
Th-th-thiiiihiiiiis!
OK Everyone, we can all relax now — the planets have been realigned and order shall be returned to the people.
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Transparent Mirrors
Yeah. The small booth there? With the transparent mirrors? Where people line up for printing services?
Th-th-thiiiihiiiiis!
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juanrepublic asked: Okay lang yan. I understand them. Most of them are Tumblr newbies eh. :D
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How Many Licks Does it Take?
Excerpt from How Many Licks?: or How to estimate damn near anything.
It’s amazing what bored college students will do on a Friday night during finals when there are no parties going on. Recently in Cambridge, Massachusetts, a group of students from a small liberal arts college, or “Harvard,” set out on a quest: to find out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie...
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“There’s a popular saying that a secure computer is one that’s turned...”
– Kevin Mitnick, Art Of Deception: Controlling the Human Element Of Security “A Tour De Force Of Social Engineering Know How”
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Scrubs: My Common Enemy 4x07
Molly: Perry, no one's pure evil! I mean, yeah, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside, everybody has a creamy center.
Dr. Cox: There are plenty of people here on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.
Molly: So they'd have more of a nougaty center?
Dr. Cox: Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
Molly: [Rubs his stomach] I'm touching your creamy center!
[She leaves; J.D. walks down the hallway toward Cox]
Dr. Cox: Ohh, I am... so very angry... that I'm going to find someone to kill...just to prove her wrong.
[J.D. turns around and flees]
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Dr. Cox: Bob, do you realize what you did by giving Blondie that book?
Dr. Kelso: With any luck, I kept her from reporting me to the board for trying to con her out of meds.
Dr. Cox: Thanks to your little gesture, she actually believes that the earth is full of people who, deep down, are filled with kindness and caring!
Dr. Kelso: Well that's absurd. People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
Dr. Cox: Exactly!
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Look, every year we bounce around this thing, and I never have the courage to stand up and tell you how I feel. I’m crazy about you. And I want you to know if I had the choice of hanging around with anyone in the entire world or staying at home with you, eating pizza and watching a crappy TV show, I’d choose you every time.
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“WAKE up in the MORning and my BREATH ain’t PREtty / and noBODY’S...”
– XKCD (http://xkcd.com/846/)